how to determine the strength of the vatted product, using hydrometers and the relevant tables, and to calculate the amount of water necessary to add in order to produce the right quantity of whisky at any given strength. The rest of the day was spent bottling miniatures, a somewhat
repetitive task, made interesting by the people we were working with.One of the main joys throughout the week lay in being able to ask the distillery staff about their jobs, and to share experiences. It was a concern of mine that I might be in the way of people trying to go about their work, and it is of no small credit to the ethos of the distillery that at no point,
no matter how irritating and ill-informed my questions may have seemed, did this appear to be the case.All staff treated us with grace, courtesy and above all with friendliness throughout. Willem and I managed some 1,400 miniatures over the course of the afternoon. If I ever buy one of these wretched things again (Willem has a collection of over 300 Islay miniatures all, I am reliably informed, unopened) I will first stop to consider the plight of the person who had to fill and label it.The Bruichladdich website stresses as a point of pride the lack of automation in the distillery. This was one job I would be quite happy to see fully automated!Tell anyone you are going to be in a distillery for a week and the riposte is almost inevitable: ‘have one for me’, or something similar. Whilst it is certainly a pleasure to take a course where smelling like a distillery at the end of the day is a good thing, the temptation to drink all the time vanished quickly, and the health and safety instructions were very clear that drinking during the day would not be tolerated – unless, that is, the drinking was a necessary part of the working process.The no drinking policy did not extend to the evenings or to the time in the house, which was amply stocked with Bruichladdich’s final product. At about 4:30 on the first evening Jim McEwan collected us up and took us into one of the warehouses for a session of tasting from the barrels.For all of us these tasting sessions quickly established themselves as the highlight of the week’s experience. Jim’s knowledge and enthusiasm is immense, and although he can be at first a little daunting he was always an engaging host.Add to this the fact that the warehouses are redolent with the atmosphere of whisky slowly maturing, and the stage was set for some truly wonderful tasting sessions. Jeffery referred to this time as being in ‘the wee thin place’, alluding to a meeting of the physical and mystical worlds.Such was the experience of sitting in a whisky warehouse, with motes of dust suspended in slanting sun rays, being coached on how to properly assess a whisky drawn straight from the barrel.Tuesday found Willem and myself working in the warehouse, collecting barrels of 15 year old whisky in a mix of sherry and bourbon wood, to vat for the next bottling. This involved, necessarily, sampling the product to check for quality.We also had the pleasure of responding to questions from visitors on a distillery tour with all the insouciance of old-hands. After they left we caught each other’s eye, and the message was clear: ‘isn’t it nice to be on this side of the line’. On Wednesday we toured the Island and paid a visit to Laphraoig. It was a nice touch that even here we were treated well, given a tour and a complimentary miniature and shot glass. We dabbled in peat-cutting, being shown the process by Norrie Campbell, who has been cutting peat on Islay for more than 40 years, and enjoyed another of Jim’s tastings.Thursday I spent in the distilling room, controlling the speed of the process, and sampling the new spirit for strength and flavour (this was probably the most technical of the tasks I was assigned), and on Friday morning I was working in the mash-room (a 6am start being required). I also spent some time in the mill – a scene straightout of Victorian Scotland.In between, the three of us put our warehousing skills to good use building a three-high stack of hogsheads (250 litres) in warehouse 12 (damn, those things are heavy!).On Friday afternoon we took and passed our exam, and were presented with certificates qualifying us to be ‘ambassadors’ for whisky, along with an individually signed and numbered Valinch.This is the part of the process which is less satisfactory. The staff at Bruichladdich are not educationalists, and it is to their credit that this is stressed on the website. The word ‘academy’ conjures up an expectation that at least some formal teaching and presentations will take place, and that a structured learning environment will be created. This was not the case here.We all greatly enjoyed our time, and for each of us – I suspect even Willem – our knowledge of whisky was dramatically improved (in fact I’m pretty sure I could now turn out an approximation of the stuff in my garden shed given enough time). However, would Bruichladdich really fail someone who had spent the £1300 for the week?Call this the ‘Whisky Experience’, and present a certificate of completion at the end and all would be nearly perfect. On the basis that what is really being offered here is a unique experience, I have no hesitation in recommending it.